
ELAINE (throws the script at Jerry): I’m not even in here!
JERRY: Yeah, I know.
ELAINE: I thought there was going to be a character named Elaine Benes.
JERRY: Well, there were too many people in the room, we couldn’t keep track of everybody. George, and the butler, and…
ELAINE: You couldn’t “keep track” of everybody?
JERRY: Well, we tried. We couldn’t. We didn’t know how to, uh…<confessing> …we couldn’t write for a woman. We didn’t know what you would say. Even right now, I’m sitting here, I know you’re going to say something, I have no idea what it is.
ELAINE: You have no idea?
JERRY: Something derogatory?(via The Shoes)